new york craigslist > brooklyn > services
Date: 2010-02-08 17:45:49
Title:(domestic gigs) hard niggas in need of some dental work
Please allow me to introduce some hardass niggas in need of help. Were the Crown Heights Crips and we run the Heights like Stalin rule Europe. Straight niggas hard like fucking frzen diamonds you heard? Kind of niggas [...]
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hard niggas in need of some dental work
SHIT I JUST SWALLOWED A GLOWSTICK
new york craigslist > manhattan > services
Date: 2010-01-29, 12:26 AM EST
Reply to: gigs-yqtm4-1581664310@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I THINK I JUST SWALLOWED A GLOWSTICK. WHAT DO I DO??? SHOULD I THROW IT UP OR WHAT? I WAS AT A RAVE, TRIED DOING ADVANCED RAVE TRICK.
OH GOD IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CRACKED OPEN. ALL THAT PLASMA. [...]
Nanny my horrible kids (Upper East Side)
new york craigslist > manhattan > gigs > domestic gigs
Date: 2010-01-26, 1:03AM EST
Reply to: gigs-wg3dg-1572562730@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Every mother out there knows how much trouble it is to have kids. You spend nine sleepless months listening to the surrogate mother calling you and screaming some moon language in your ear [...]
Professional Screamer will Disrupt Things for You
new york craigslist > manhattan > services offered > skilled trade services
Date: 2009-09-20, 4:29PM EDT
Reply to: serv-msjqg-1383926893@craigslist.org
Are you trying to get noticed? Do you need to get your message out there as LOUD as possible? Hire me. I’m a professional screamer, and I’m here to get your message ACROSS and INTO PEOPLES [...]
Need some videos of dudes getting their hands cut off
new york craigslist > volunteers
Reply to: comm-878268302@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-13, 10:14PM EDT
Hey Im looking for videos of dudes getting their hands cut off on youtube. i need ths because i am researching dude getting their hands cut off for my high school sneior project and i cannot get anytone i know to let me cut their [...]
Grocer seeks anal foreplay - m4w
new york craigslist > m4w
Reply to: pers-898121431@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-11, 1:28PM EDT
I am a 29-year-old grocery bagger at Trader Joe’s seeking a woman interested in engaging in anal foreplay. I have been working in the Union Square Trader Joe’s for 2 years now and am hoping to soon be promoted to manager. Trader Joe’s is an [...]
Need Surgeon for Some Pro Bono Work
new york craigslist > services
Reply to: res-859616046@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-29, 12:18PM EDT
OK, so I lost my job at the pet store recently so I don’t have health insurance, but I am almost positive that there is something wrong with me. Ever since I got hit in the torso by that Buick three days ago, my abdomen [...]
GET YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED (Nolita / Bowery)
new york craigslist > services
Reply to: comm-820612926@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-31, 3:52AM EDT
SHIP ME YOUR MONEY AND I WILL LAUNDER IT FOR YOU.
People in this city are so gross, and you let them put your their filthy fingers all over your precious money. Strippers are grinding with dollars bills in their sweatiest holes and then they are [...]