new york craigslist > casual encounters
Reply to: pers-1028257453@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-09, 8:49PM EST
LOOK I try to pick up girls on craigslist and every time i get a response i check open my email andsurely its some FAT CHICK. Fucking Jelleo rolls and stretch marks looking like osme kind of 3d map. i am writing this personal [...]
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REJECTING ALL FAT GIRLS BEFORE THEY APPROACH ME
Grocer seeks anal foreplay - m4w
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Date: 2008-10-11, 1:28PM EDT
I am a 29-year-old grocery bagger at Trader Joe’s seeking a woman interested in engaging in anal foreplay. I have been working in the Union Square Trader Joe’s for 2 years now and am hoping to soon be promoted to manager. Trader Joe’s is an [...]
Blind man seeking deaf woman for the production of Helen Kellers - (Upper West Side)
new york craigslist> men seeking women
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Date: 2008-09-29, 12:18PM EDT
I am a 34 year old blind man living in UWS and I am looking for a deaf woman for a long term relationship culminating in reproduction. I am hoping that we will mix our genes and produce a deaf and blind child who [...]
Press your vagina up to my ear so that I can listen - m4w - 28
new york craigslist > casual encounters
If you are reading this and you are a woman, all I want is for you to place your naked vagina against my ear and let me listen. The shape and size and texture of your vagina are not really important as I am not yet much of an audiophile [...]
I WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH SANDRA DAY O’CONNOR - 32 (Flatiron)
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Date: 2008-08-26, 1:04PM EDT
Dear Sandra Day O’Connor, I would love to grab dinner with you sometime. I know you’re busy and all, but Labor Day is coming up and maybe you can extend it even further by law!!! (LOL).
Yours,
George Fulman
NOTE:
IF YOU ARE NOT SANDRA [...]
US POSTAL SERVICE EMPLOYEE WILL “DELIVER” - 28 (East Village)
new york craigslist > men seeking women
Reply to: pers-816165730@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-27, 11:53PM EDT
Hi, I am a 28 year old, 5′11 male with brown hair and an average build seeking companionship. I am currently a delivery man for the US Postal Service by day, but I also moonlight as a delivery man for UPS by night. [...]