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Date: 2011-02-10, 11:40PM EST
Reply to: sale-tddhq-2208384655@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am selling a used 8GB iPhone 4 stolen from the actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I nabbed this one of a kind phone from a film set in Manhattan while JGL was filming some kind of bicycle movie. Keep in mind that when you buy this you are not only getting the regular features of an iPhone 4, but also the extras that come with a phone formerly owned and operated by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Contacts:
Get all of JGL’s contacts. There’s a John in here. Could it be John Grisham? Jon Stewart except JGL spelled his name wrong? Itsall yours to discover. There’s also a listing for Tyler. Could be Mary “Tyler” Moore? You get to find out when you buy JGL’s iPhone 4. You can also call “Ma” and pretend to be JGL though this will probably only work once.

Photos:
Not a ton of photos in here, but there are a few good ones. One is of a black man and Joseph Gordon Levitt embracing ata dance establishment. Visions of racial harmony. Also there is a humorous photo that looks to be taken by JGL of a subway station sign “CANAL STREET” that has been graffitied to read “ANAL TREET.”

Music:
Some good tunes in here. You are basically getting $100 of music for free, plus the knowledge that this exact MP3 of All my Friends by LCD SOundsystem has been pumped into JGL’s ears (It’s the most played song).

Browser:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Safari app is full of his old search information including searches for “huge gun,” “momofuku ssam bar nyc,” “yelp review totonno’s pizza,”, and “cross section of a dog” Many good searches in here for you to scroll through.

Text Messages:
LOTTA interesting texts. Couple from from JGL to his brother just sayin what’s up and then the next day it seems like his brother burned himself fire dancing so then there are some expressions of true JGL concern. Literally hundreds from some dude named “Yoki Angel” that are basically a bunch of weird emoticons i’ve never seen before. I’ll show you more in person.

Calculator:
Contains the number 544. Maybe his bank code ;)

Angry Birds:
Try and beat JGL’s high score it’s basically like playing against him in person

The price is $150. The phone will work until ehwnever JGL shuts the service down remotely.

UPDATE: This iPhone 4 now contains a very rare furious voicemail from Joseph Gordon-Levitt himself!!