Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

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Date: 2011-10-19, 12:31PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-9d6nz-2657515920@craigslist.org

Brookfield Properties has recently received a 2.4 million dollar grant to clear out their Privately Owned Public Space (POPS) at Zucotti Park. NYPD doesn’t want to be involved for PR reasons, so Brookfield has contracted Hazell Security LTD to remove the protesters.

We need two teams of 20-24 to help with the job. We’re looking for able-bodied men ages 22-45 with experience in dealing with crowds/riots/insurgencies. Prior criminal convictions are not a problem. Pay is 1200 under the table for the whole job plus a 200 dollar equipment/clothing stipend. Facemasks to be provided. Please no labels visible on anything. No talking to the press.

Thursday night we meet for a quick runthrough, then Friday night we do a clean sweep. Automatic assumption of resistance is in effect, so feel free to throw your weight around a bit. None of them are going to miss a tooth BUT PLEASE NO PUNCTURE WOUNDS.

Please message ASAP. Include age, weight, specific experience, and material/equipment requests. Keep in mind that this is the kind of job that requires some enthusiasm.

Edit – only 8 or so slots left


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To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Able Body Man

Good Morning, Ladies and Gents,
My name is [redacted] and I am looking for work. As you can see from my resume I have much experiences working in an environment that demand physical labor. I am 6ft 4in and 300lbs. Due to my height and weight I can lift heavy object and I can also reach high places. I am a quick learner and I take my job very seriously. My job is my bread and butter and this is how I support my family. I am looking for someone to give me the opportunity to show my skills and my determination in making their company a success. Down below is my resume. If u have any question please feel free to call or email for more information.

THANK YOU and HAVE A BLESSED DAY.


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: BASHIN’ SKULLS

Age: 24
Weight: 160
Experience: MMA and boxing experience. Ex- Competitor (6-2), Security guard for 4 years at sketchy metal and hip hop clubs. Riot Experience! And yes, I’ve been maced (BEAR MACED)
Equipment requests: Stipend to Include Facemask/canvas gloves. No weapons. No press.

Let’s rage my brothers.
-JR


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Please call me, im an alabama boy and it smells like pigs in the park, im down for roundin em up@


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Listen I’m from the projects of the lower east side “THE HOOD” I know the baddest guys in my neighborhood I could bring a team of 20 that’s not gonna play no games. Straight making paths simple.


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

I am a 35 year old roofer, I weigh 220 and am 6’1″. I’m very intimidating, I have lots of ink, even my head, please give me a call.
Thank You, [redacted]


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

I’m going to need some steel toe boots, a baton mouth guard NFL style and a helmet with a visor because you know that Thier going to throw shit and piss,so it’s not going to be easy but I’m ready!


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Greetings!

I am writing in reply to your ad; Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

I am an able bodied 27 year old. Currently 224lbs.I have experience as security at night clubs in Brooklyn and one in the city. I am a combat veteran of the U.S. Marine Corps. I have experience in aiding with the dispersion of crowds and tour of duty in Iraq dealing with insurgencies. Furthermore, I have no problem with not talking to the press.

Aside from the face masks will any protective gear be provided, or is that what the stipend is to cover? I await your reply and look forward to Thursday night.


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Good morning,

I’m a 38 year old United States Marine Corps Veteran. Served with the Security Force Battalion out of Norfolk, VA. Pass experience with green peace protesters and over seas duties including Somalia with the 15th MEU. I was also a bounty hunter for [redacted]. I’m 6′-3″ and weigh 210 lbs. I’m fully capable of this project without causing any harm to civilians. I know how to get the job done right. Equipment needed is a riot shield, helmet with shield, kevlar gloves, possibly tie wraps, wire cutters (in case protesters tie themselves to an object or themselves and possibly bolt cutters for chain and locks (to be kept near premises). I’ve toured the site and they seem to have quite a bit of equipment there like clothing, water, food…etc. They seem to be in for the long haul. Please consider me for your selection process. Thank you,


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Saw your job opening on Craigslist.org. The opening for hired muscle to take care of those protesters? I’m height weight proportionate (6’5, 260 pounds), I’ve studied Krav Maga and I was born and raised in the school of hard knocks (the Bronx) and that’s experience enough. Supply me with a baton and some mace and I’ll clear them out real quick.


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

[redacted].
24 yrs old
195 pounds
6 feet tall
highschool football
private securtity gigs
experience with large crowds and have experienced riots before.
im mentally and physically capable of carrying out this mission.


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Interested in hired muscle gig. I have done security for over 3 years and also have MMA(mixed martial arts) training. I am 22 years old, 5’7, and 165 pounds. The only equipment I would need are leather gloves. I also would be able to bring a friend along who also has security experience and trains with me in MMA. I am available and can start immediately. Contact at [redacted].


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

I WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP SIX FOOR 205 FIT MILITARY TRAINING, MEAN MO FO


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

Hello my name is [redacted], I have served in the British Army for six years. I have been in four wars and I’m still ticking. I have been a part of crowd/riot and hostile civilian control on my tours. I’m 5’9″ and 195lbs. I have worked as a personal trainer and run and workout every day. On this issue I take no sides. My only mission is to get the job done. I require a riot helmet and body padding/sparing gear. Cheers!


To: gigs-qg92m-2657287261@craigslist.org
Subject: Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)

I have worked as a private security contractor for blackwater (now XE) and aerotech in iraq, outside the greenzone, as well as in it. I know how to suppress civilians without upsetting the press, and have worked stateside as a force provocateur for several protests across the northwest.

Can provide references and full resume on request.

-[redacted]

9 Responses to “Hired muscle needed to break up Occupy Wall Street (Downtown)”

  1. bobdobbs

    smells like a massive troll/agit prop campaign. The owners of the park are not going to hire thugs to physically beat down the protesters. Not gonna happen.

    Reply
    • D

      Sounds like it huh? I guess that’s why at the top of the page, over to the left, it says, “We write fake ads on Craigslist and then post the response here for the world to enjoy.”

      Reply
  2. stevo

    You show up to force us out, me and my friends show up with guns to blow your heads off!

    Reply
  3. Elizabeth

    bobdobbs, Stevo: what part of “We write fake ads on Craigslist and then post the response here for the world to enjoy.” did you two neglect to read? Yes, this is trolling, and for the LULZ.

    Reply
  4. asdfsadfsdf

    Commenters are retarded. Site explicitly tells you it’s a joke:

    “We write fake ads on Craigslist and then post the response here for the world to enjoy.”

    Reply

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