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Date: 2011-02-20, 4:38PM EST
Reply to: pers-sbfp8-2225104710@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I’m 36 yo single mother of two with number three on the way. I’m 8 and a half months pregnant right now and I’m just about ready to pop! I’m a believer in ecstatic birth, which says that giving birth is the most soulful sex act possible. I have felt it in person: When I homebirthed my last son, Phoenix, I avoided all the sterile and unnatural elements of a hospital operating room. Giving birth in my bathtub, I was free to allow wave after wave of orgasm roll over me, peaking just as his soul slid out of my canal. As my son came, so too did I.
I have consulted with my spiritual midwife and she has agreed that for baby number 3 I could take things a bit further: I want a man to come and share the joy of birth by making love to my anus as my child crowns. I have already experienced anal penetration and I have already experienced orgasmic birth. Now it is time to combine these two sexual activities and absolutely maximize the sacred sexual potential of my body’s portals. As one exits, another enters.
Any man replying to this ad must be okay with entering himself into me, deeply, me while I bring a life into this world. You should also know birthing is a long process, and I’ve always felt that the baby will arrive only when he/she is ready, so the ability to maintain a state of extreme arousal for a good long time is a must. This sexual birth will of course take place in the presence of my spiritual midwife Mana, my parents, a few neighbors, my two other children, and at least one video recorder (so that the new baby can watch his/her own birth later in life.) You should know that a newborn also comes with a lot of presents (placenta, afterbirth, blood), so if having anal sex in the presence of these natural things is upsetting to you, please do not reply to this ad.
Remember: Your role is a sacred one. After the analling and birth is complete you will be welcomed into the family as a godfather of the child.
Please send a picture and I’ll be in touch :)
Lune
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pers-sbfp8-2225104710@craigslist.org
Subject: re: Anal sex me while I give birth
While I admit this is uncharted terrain for me, fuck it – I’m game! ;-)
Reply with your pics if you like what you see and are still interested.
Ha, this was pretty inspired. I’m surprised you only got one response. Nice work guys.
Share video?
This is exactly what I’ve been looking for. I think I missed this opportunity though based on the date of the ad. I know it won’t be the same as having anal sex during birth, but if you want, we can still invite your parents, kids, and neighbours over to relive this anal blasting adventure.
Yours truly,
Andy “Sphincter” Bugg
hi im happy do anal fuck you while your giving birth id love it and i no you will to
i think its a good idea ill do anything to help other people and being around the merical of life
If I was a lesser man I would agree to such a thing. Alas for you, I only intend to do such things with my own wife I shall one day have. I commend you on abandoning societys preconceived notions of what is and isn’t appropriate. All I can say is where is your husband in this matter? Adultery is by far the worst thing imaginable.
Vale.
Would love to hear how this went! sound incredible!
if you have another child or just want to have some fun please look me up. the thought of someone having anal while giving birth is prob the hottest thing i ever hear and i would love to see. thx
hey if u still looking give me a resopnde back thanks Donald i very much would to do that thanks
Wow! Well did anyone actually go through with it? I’d love to see the video because I roleplay this sort of thing all the time. Birthing is a great fetish of mine and being able to pleasure the woman even further myself by sexually stimulating her anus with my own sexual organ as she’s pushing would be more than amazing. I realize this is probably over by now….and if you DO have the video…I’d definitley love to see it, with your permission of course(And of course no one else would see it either.). This is something great that I never thought anyone would actually think of going through with, and I’m glad that a courageous female actually went through with it. I hope I can find a wife like you someday, and sexually arouse her during birth. <3.