Level 33 Freemason seeks Level 32 Freemason for rituals, miscellany – m4w – 1000 (Greenwich Village)

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Date: 2009-07-11, 7:52PM EDT

SALUTATIONS.

I am a 33rd degree Freemason (as stated previously in the title to this post) and I am seeking a 32nd degree Freemason for rituals and other relationship utilizations. If you need further explanation than you should please stop reading this post and clear your internet history and delete your cookies.

In order to respond to this ad, you must be a Level 32 Mason and you may not have intentions to become a level 33 Mason for the duration of our union. This is because I seek to have the ritualistic, speaking, and marital advantages that a higher Masonic rank warrants.

I am glad you understand. (I know you understand because you have read this far. Thank you.)

MY INTERESTS

- Triangles
- Intricately arranged candles
- Songs consisting of humans moaning in dead languages
- Complete darkness
- The Sphinx
- Sacred Geometries
- Echo-filled chambers
- Mystical orbs

MY HATES
- Ovoids
- Wicker

If we see pyramid-eye to pyramid-eye, then please contact me via e-mail. I will not respond. My intentions will simply register with you via the aether.

-REFSTADT

4 Responses to “Level 33 Freemason seeks Level 32 Freemason for rituals, miscellany – m4w – 1000 (Greenwich Village)”

  1. Sarah

    Oh, this made my entire day. I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. Thank you (:

    Reply
  2. James Romero

    I would like to become a freemason. But don’t know how. Could you help?

    Reply

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