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Date: 2009-02-02, 6:57PM EST

HUGE CAVE FOR RENT

I am renting one cave, zero bedrooms and zero bathrooms, in lovely West Chamsford Long Island. This area is known around the world for its caves but this particular property is like nothing I have ever seen before! Know that.

The cave is about 400,000 cubic feet in volume and can probably be subdivided (we can discuss that later). I can say with confidence that heat and hot water are included due to the abundance of active hot springs. Please also know that this is a pre-war cave with extensive granite. They do not make them like this anymore!!
******MANY LUXURIOUS STALAGMITES******

To visit to my cave: Drive your car (or van) down 495E into Long Island. Take the exit that says “Shadmoor Rd” in Chamsford and follow the road as it turns to mud. Do not be alarmed. Continue driving until the road physically terminates in a dense swamp. Walk west (toward the sun if it is setting) until you see a large stone cave. PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS NOT MY CAVE, BUT IN FACT ANOTHER CAVE. I am using it as a landmark. Do not enter this cave as I am to believe that it leads directly to the molten core of the Earth. When you see this other cave, take a right and continue walking until you see a similar stone cave except with more shapely formations. This is my cave. It COULD be yours.

****NOT HAUNTED****

This is a once in a lifetime chance to have your very own Batcave (please be warned that this cave does contain literally thousands of bats).

Email me now!!