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Date: 2008-09-29, 12:18PM EDT
I am a 34 year old blind man living in UWS and I am looking for a deaf woman for a long term relationship culminating in reproduction. I am hoping that we will mix our genes and produce a deaf and blind child who would (if things go well) recreate the success of Helen Keller. There would surely be book deals and TV specials and all sorts of endorsement opportunities for people who want to hear about our plight.
Please note, to play it safe I want a woman who is genetically deaf, otherwise the baby may not inherent deaf genes. (If you cut your arm off and then later produce a baby it does not always mean your baby will have only one arm.)
It does not matter what you look like because, again, I am blind. You should also know that I have a horrible habit of screaming in my sleep but this should not be a problem. This is because you should be deaf.
P.S. I hope I am writing this in the right section of craigslist because I just had to guess where to click. Please let me know otherwise.
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Not qualified for your genetic project, but willing to read you a book.
You are blind, but I am Asian, slender, not ugly and lost in translation. I like seeing and reading, which you don’t do.
Hope you are the type I can have interesting conversations.