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Date: 2008-08-27, 10:37PM EDT
Horny 5’10, 145 lbs toned white male looking for beefy bear massage…and maybe more ; ) Hit me up if you’re interested.
NOTE: I am obliged by state and local law to disclose that due to a genetic defect, my semen contains a considerable amount of the neurotoxin tricomalania. If more than 0.75 oz (approx. 4 beads worth) is ingested, temporary paralysis my result. 1.5 oz (8 beads, and my normal release) can result in moderate to severe brain damage. More than 10 oz. can lead to death. As a precaution, I recommend that my ejaculate not make any contact with any portion of the human body, including mouth, anus, face, skin. I offer latex gown, gloves, and venom-proof facemask to wear as a prophylactic during intercourse. Initial symptoms of poisoning include facial twitching, dysphoria, and dry mouth. Late symptoms include but are not limited to wheezing, sneezing, constant blinking, rapid nail growth, death, and anal creaking. If at any point my semen makes contact with your body, or if you begin to experience these symptoms post-coitus, it is IMPERATIVE that you contact Poison Control immediately.