According to NBC King 5 News, a Washington state man used Craigslist to hire people to dress up in construction vests and wear respirator masks in order to work on a construction site. It never existed. The man then dressed in the same clothing and robbed an armored car nearby. When he fled, he left a dozen witless dopplegangers in the street to confuse and delay the police.

He is clearly the best man. He deserves all the money he stole and probably a whole lot more.

I am writing this post to congratulate him and openly invite him to post Dregslist. Dear armored car thief of Monroe Washington, we could use someone with your cunning and your daring for our future machinations.