new york craigslist > m4w

Reply to: pers-898121431@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-11, 1:28PM EDT

I am a 29-year-old grocery bagger at Trader Joe’s seeking a woman interested in engaging in anal foreplay. I have been working in the Union Square Trader Joe’s for 2 years now and am hoping to soon be promoted to manager. Trader Joe’s is an excellent place to work: Congenial coworkers, excellent benefits and 401K, and a culture that rewards excellence. My ideal mate would be as enthusiastic about Trader Joe’s as I am, and would also have a extensive background in rimming, analingus, and bead use.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DATING A GROCER BUT ARE NOT WILLING TO ENGAGE IN ANAL FOREPLAY, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ENGAGE IN ANAL FOREPLAY BUT ARE NOT ACCEPTING OF THE TRADER JOE’S LIFESTYLE, YOU MAY RESPOND, BUT DO NOT EXPECT OUR RELATIONSHIP TO WORK OUT IN THE LONG RUN.

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