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Reply to: hous-887058891@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-20, 9:14PM EDT

Hello I am the owner of a Laser Tag arena in Times Square and I have built a 220 sq foot apartment within the arena that enables an average person to live with ease. It has one bedroom, one bathroom, and a small kitchen. No windows or anthing cuz it is directly in the middle of the Laser Tag arena but $600 a month cannot be beat in the neighborhood!

PLEASE NOTE that the apartment is truly within the Laser Tag arena so it becomes a part of the field of play. A lot of guys take laser tag very seriously and we don’t want like people getting in the way of customers so you may OCCASIONALLY find yourself forced to participate in combat. Hostage situations, prisoner swaps, things like that. Not a big problem when you consider the DEAL you can get on this place!

Please do not reply if you have a pacemaker or are otherwise adverse to lasers.

You also can not own any magnets cuz they screw with the lasers.

Dogs are okay but no cats as I have found that lasers make them very skittish.

A DEAL NOT TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ELSE IN MANHATTAN!

Close to 1,2,3,N,Q,R,W trains! Literally as much laser tag as you could ever want in your life! For a price that cannot be beat!

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To: hous-887058891@craigslist.org
Subject: I so got to have this apartment

the only downside is i dont get to new york til dec!