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If you are reading this and you are a woman, all I want is for you to place your naked vagina against my ear and let me listen. The shape and size and texture of your vagina are not really important as I am not yet much of an audiophile (though I am working towards it).

Ideally I would be able to place your love canal in perfect suction with my ear canal so that the aural bliss of your female parts would undergo a lossless transition into my brain.

I am sorry if you think I am a creep but there are so many men who enjoy vaginae with sight or touch or smell or taste, I just want to appreciate via hearing (the finest sense). The subtle ruminations of your internal pipes and juices would just be to do die for.

There will be no actual sex involved, though I may jo the entire time (you are free to watch.) I do request that you remain silent like if you were at a movie theater or pleasant symphony.

(My ideal situation would be two woman, one vagina against the left ear and another vagina against the right. The stereophonic resonance would, in my opinion, be sublime.)

Please please let me know if you are interested. I can host.

Replies:

Subject: Press your vagina up to my ear so that I can listen - m4w - 28
To: pers-831563292@craigslist.org

i saw your message on Craigs list and am intrigued.  are you disease
free, cause i don’t want to catch anything, and there are lots of
wierdos on here.  write me back with some more details on what you
would like to do with me, cause i have some ideas already, but a few
more couldn’t hurt.

Subject: Press your vagina up to my ear so that I can listen - m4w - 28
To: pers-831563292@craigslist.org

okay

Subject: RESPONDING TO CRAIGSLIST
To: pers-831563292@craigslist.org

wanted to send you a quick response to your craigslist post to see if you’re real. Mail me back on xxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com so we can see where this goes.