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Date: 2008-08-31, 3:52AM EDT
SHIP ME YOUR MONEY AND I WILL LAUNDER IT FOR YOU.
People in this city are so gross, and you let them put your their filthy fingers all over your precious money. Strippers are grinding with dollars bills in their sweatiest holes and then they are giving them directly to your bank. Dogs fornicate in the streets and then a child drops a dime in a mysterious wet patch.
YOU DO THE MATH.
You are worth more than that. Your money proves it. If you ship me your money I will ship you back all or most of your money and it will be cleaner than it was before and you can go use the edges of the bills to cut even the toughest of steaks.
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Stop it! When you try to buy a ruby with a pile of crumpled bills you should get thrown out of the store for being awful. You had might as well buy a pair of mittens and then try to pay with leaves. Go onto the floor of the stock exchange and start waving around some paper cups and see how far that gets you. If you pay your bookie in toilet paper you will be fed feet first into a wood chipper. Do you actually want any of these things?
GET A BETTER LIFE.
GET YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED BY ME.
CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS.
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