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Reply to: pers-816130944@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-27, 11:16PM EDT

I just discovered my “loving” and “faithful” husband of 4 years has been cheating on me with his co-worker — let’s call her Mindy — for at least 2 months. Mindy has a loving husband of her own and a beautiful 10-year-old boy. Here’s the deal: We will go to my husband’s office and primitive, squawking-style sex on the CEO’s desk, and after we have both climaxed, we will squeeze some turds out. After we have both been arrested, my husband will be forced to bail us out and will be financially ruined. You will receive no compensation for this.

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re: 28 Year Old Wife Looking for Adventure - 28 (Gramercy)
to: pers-816130944@craigslist.org

Babe, I think divorce is a better option for you than making a jackass out of yourself.
Dave

re: terds
to: pers-816130944@craigslist.org

How do we get past the secretary?

re: 28 Year Old Wife Looking for Adventure - 28 (Gramercy)
to: pers-816130944@craigslist.org

DEAR MS.ADVENTUROUS: “mr charming”, a/k/a your cheating husband is a bum,and an asshole with a capitol A ! cheating on a beautiful wife like you? instead of getting arrested, remember: DONT GET MAD,GET EVEN!!!! get in touch with Raoul Felder, he is one of the top divorce lawyers in the country,and his office is in manhattan… TAKE THE BUM TO THE CLEANERS!!!!! REDUCE HIM TO LIVING IN HIS CAR ! TAKE THE MONEY,STOCKS, BONDS, HOUSE,EVERTHING ! AND SMASH HIS GOLF CLUBS IN FRONT OF HIM!!! you are much too nice to end up in jail….take it from a guy with 2 divorced sisters….besides,you are too classy to shit on his bosses’ desk- SHIT ON HIM !
warmest regards,steve